Truth

Then I ran like hell

Fear

I have stared into the abyss, and shot it between the eyes!

Unholy Night!

Uncle Crimbo has doomed us all!
Like I have continually warned you my friends, nothing good can come from dealing with the Penguin Mafia.

Crimbo 08

Glorious days my friends! Over 10 MILLION mob penguins have been sent back to the dark depths of hell of which they spawned. Great work by all in the Kingdom, even though for many it may have been for selfish reasons (but then again what isn't), it is a job well done by all.
Now, we must all prepare for what comes next! The mafia will not take such slaps in the face lying down. We must prepare, Join the AMPS in standing up to this threat before it is too late.

Also any who feel so disposed, Jebach stole New Ulm while I was in the dream world fighting these fiends, a letter letting him know this was a rather rude and disgusting way to act might be in order.

A new threat on the horizon

The vile nightmares have abated, The Thrice-Great Jick be praised. But this wickedness has left the confines of land and is spreading its iniquities to the sea! This is a recent photo taken of an attacker upon the ocean. Be wary my friends, these are dark times!

More Sleepless Nights

No proof....this is maddening.....the Penguin Mafia is in cahoots with ultimate evil and there is no proof....just these frenetic dreams. Last night (I dont know if I was awake or asleep, it is hard to tell anymore) I went to descry the mafias home. There were weird lights and actions taking place, some sort of ritual I had to assume. I could catch no clear view of which to espy their furtive actions so I sidled closer. They had worked themselves into a frenzy, a strange smell filled the air, then it all stopped. Then foul stench was overwhelming now...there seemed to be a woman being held captive amongst the wicked penguins. It is hard to recount what happened next, fore depending on whether I was awake or asleep augments the insanity, but suddenly the woman yelled a blood curdling scream and the very life seemed to be drained out of her! In seconds she went from a healthy young woman to....to....dust.....Then there was a roar of such that I have never heard before (and hope to never hear again) that even the penguins cowered and most ran in fear. I think I saw something....a faint outline...unexplainable....I dont know...I think I ran.....I woke up outside the AMPS HQ lying in the bushes out front dirty, tattered, and drenched in sweat.

What have these fools awoken?

Insomnia

That same dream is haunting me nightly. The few hours I seem to be sleeping are not cutting it. I have gone to the spot in my dreams where this seems to take place. Nothing seems out of the ordinary. Just a few glares of the strong arm...wing...of the mafia, thats usual. I know this may sound crazy, but I know this really happened. This wasn't just a dream. An evil, dark being is in cahoots with the mafia........I just need proof....