Dark and rainy night

They thought the had me cornered, a dark alley, a rainy night, and nail studded kneecapping sticks. Little did they know that they were the prey. I turned and smiled a smug and wide mischievous smile, signaling portable_nut and hammer to pounce on these wicked little peons. Their pathetic little lives ended quick and painful. Just the way I like it for them.
The sooner this penguin menace is crushed the better. And the more pain I can put them in before sending them back to the hell whence they came, even more the better!

The Don

The "Don" sent his heinous minions to "silence" me. It was a glorious failure. I sent 2 back home (missing one wing each) with the heads of the other four to relay a message to the Evil Don that I didnt appreciate that he felt only 6 of his scoundrels were enough to get the job done.

I hear he decapitated the 2 I sent back.

That was some cheery news in this long and drawn out gloomy war.

The war

My friends watch yourselves. The penguin menace is growing stronger by the day. Stand now or you shall live on your knees to this avian demon spawn. Turning a blind eye to their wickedness will not make it alright, it will not somehow make the evil disappear. We must face this waddling threat now!

Unappreciated

Another day of fighting down the drain. Stopped an important penguin smuggler from bringing tainted hell ramen into the kingdom. Saving countless lives, where is the "thank you", where is the "job well done"......there is none. The masses just continue their monotonous lives, their daily meat farming, without a thought as to the terrible threat that exists just below the surface that is about to rise up and drag them down to the depths of hell.

such is the life of a penguin slayer