Penguin Overlords story of insight

(The following story is told in whole by Penguin Overlord. Some may doubt his character, or truthfulness. But at this time I have no reason not to believe his recounting of events.)

My arrival:

It was a bright, clear day at the Penguin Mafia clan administration room. As I was working, I learned that The Don's Family had betrayed me, and had sent a group of Mob Penguin thugs to finish the job. They burst into the administration room, believing that victory was in sight. It was 20 of them versus me.

....You really had to feel sorry for them.

Unknown to the penguins, I had set up a trap in case such an event as the penguins coming to attack me. This trap was in the form of Al Capone (my Penguin Goodfella) holding a plexiglass pith helmet out to the Mob. The Mob turned around to see it, and when their backs were turned, they started screaming in pain, as they were blinded from the shininess of the helmet.

I then took out my chrome sword and sliced off a Mob Penguin's head. 9 more were dead before the Mob realized what was happening, and could get over being blinded by the Pith helmet. They turned on me, but I tossed a few Goodfella contracts at Al Capone, who broke 5 Mob Penguin's kneecaps.

3 more lunged at me, but they unfortunately missed and went right through the window and fell.... 50 feet down.

The last two realized they were in trouble. As one penguin searched for his cell phone, I stabbed him in the heart, and took his kneecapping stick. The last penguin was attempting to call for reinforcements, but Al Capone shot the cell phone with a blundarrrbus, and I smashed the penguin's head with the other penguin's kneecapping stick.

I realized I was no longer safe at the clan, so I packed up, transfered leadership of the clan to Foogy, and then left.

As I was walking, I realized that Kuthulazrah was right -- The Penguin Mafia was, indeed, a threat to the Kingdom, and they must be stopped before it is too late. I therefore went to the Anti Mob Penguin Society, and applied to be in the clan.

Now that I have been accepted, I will fight on for the freedom of the Kingdom until The Penguin mafia are defeated, or that I fall in combat. May the rivers of Mob Penguin blood run deep!

-Penguin Overlord