Omens

I had a haunting dream last night my friends. I was at the market in Seaside Town meandering through the crowds. Two Mob Penguins passed by leering and sneering at the sight of the Grande Chelonian on my armor. They quickly turned tail (literally) as I went to draw my sword, but there was a laugh from them that made me uneasy. Like they knew something I didn't. As I stood there mildly perplexed I noticed a Black Man passing through the Crowd. Not black as in Chris Rock, black as in the absence of light. It was as if a shadow was moving about of its own accord. I could discern no features of the being, save this, that he was carrying some sort of old tattered book.

I followed this being as he headed towards the Dons Mansion. Hesitant to take any action till I knew more about this thing I fell back as he knocked on the Dons door. The door was opened to him and as he crossed the threshold, I could not so much see but more feel, it turn towards me. It was as if a great storm slammed into me knocking me to the ground. Then the earth started to give way beneath me and a deep deep darkness engulfed me, with horrible, disgusting, disturbing sounds all around.

I shot out of bed with shivers racing around my body like race cars around a track. I can feel it noble warriors. There is a greater evil here than we have ever seen before. The penguins have brought something here that pales them in evil vileness. Be on your guard my friends.

Ever Vigilant

Evil my friends is lurking around every corner. I have dreamed of the impending doom that is boiling just below the surface of this seemingly peaceful and sedate time we are living in. Remain vigilant noble warriors of right, this wickedness is beyond the servile penguin mafia. They are mere mindless dupes of something much more flagitious, that even the basest demon of Hey Deez dares not speak his name.

Evil is afoot

There are strange happenings my friends. I have recently found that there is more to the vile wickedness of the mafia than I previously thought. Walk carefully my friends.